If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What a dumb baby whore.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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