p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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