Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you inspire me to be a worse person
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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