i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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