D3 body, D1 cock
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just puked most of my soul out..
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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