Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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