Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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