is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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