im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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