just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
