Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
