On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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