i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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