Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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