he wants to bone in the snuggie
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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