After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
how can u be prego again
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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