Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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