i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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