shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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