This girl is more easily done than said...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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