sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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