Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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