According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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