THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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