Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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