I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
