You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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