I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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