i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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