yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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