It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
