so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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