i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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