I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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