i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
