Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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