It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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