Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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