I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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