Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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