I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
