I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Randomize
