Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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