why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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