you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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