she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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