is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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