So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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