i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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