In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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